I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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