I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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