a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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