do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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