I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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