I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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