bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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