is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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