You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can feel your judgement through the phone
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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