He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She announced her abortion via fbk
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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