The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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