i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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