Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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