Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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