just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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