Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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