i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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