Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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