Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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