Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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