I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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