Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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