she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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