your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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