I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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