Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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