Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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