You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I want a musical about memes.
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