I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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