I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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