How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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