Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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