Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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