The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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