So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize