If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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