I wish I could teleport
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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