he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
try to milk me bitch
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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