dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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