Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize