dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
BRING THE BAGELS
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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