I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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