That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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