Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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