what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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