I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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