he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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