he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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