Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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