did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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