your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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